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"Where do all the normies play? In the areeeeeiiiiiiiiina"
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"*buys Sushi for Dummies* *preheats oven* *reads first page of Sushi for Dummies* *turns off oven*"
"A pharmaceutical company in Canada is offering $47 billion to buy the company that makes Botox. People at Botox were pretty excited I mean, you should've seen the look that wasn't on their faces."
"Customer: ""Do you sell a 'best of' Enya album here?"" Cashier: ""What do you want - a blank CD?"""
"Teacher: Are you good at math ? Pupil: Yes and no Teacher: What do you mean ? Pupil: Yes I'm no good at math !"
"A few years back dos Equis asked me to be the spokesperson for their beer. I told them I wasn't interested."
"All it takes is 10 minutes without electricity to prove my total uselessness as a person."
"Ouija boards are officially obsolete, now that the dead can read messages addressed to them on Facebook."
"waiter: what would you like to order, sir? me: a naked salad, please. waiter: ... me: you know, no dressing."
"What did the french food critic say when he was given a savoury pancake? ""It's crepe"""