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Joke of the Day
"What does oral sex in a nursing home taste like? (shrugs shoulders) Depends."
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"I thought of a black joke. But it doesn't work."
"Wolverine: You know what I can't heal? Jean: What Logan? Wolverine: A broken heart *professor x starts laughing from the other room*"
"This sub Reddit is like rain on a mountain We don't know where it's going but it's going downhill fucking fast"
"The teacher speaking to a student said, ""Saud, name two pronouns."""
"I bet you haven't heard of this new movie Constipation... ...it hasn't come out yet."
"What did the tie say to the hat? You go on ahead - I'll just hang around."
"Wait...the ""S"" in ASAP doesn't stand for ""Slowly?"" Shit. This has cost me 27, maybe 28 jobs."
"-Where was I conceived, dad? Dad: Ahh *rubs back of neck* At the Bellagio in Las Vegas. -Rly? Dad: Wd I lie to u, Bestwestern Broomcloset?"
"Trump's rhetoric has become even more disturbing and incendiary. Today he claimed ""Burger King fries are as good as McDonald's fries."""