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Joke of the Day
"There's an opening for a scapegoat at our office. I think you'd be perfect for the job."
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"If I got a nickel everytime I said ""I don't believe in fairies"" I wouldn't give two shits about fairies dying from it"
"Wanna hear a joke about Nitric Oxide ? NO"
"Why the musician sold his computer... Not enough gigs."
"How do you know when spring is here? the Leafs are out!"
"Ever notice when you need to delete a phone app and you get the icons jiggling? They seem all panicky about who's getting cut from the team"
"I like my Men like I like my Coffee I'm Mormon. I'm not allowed."
"Yesterday I wanted to connect a couple of watches together to build a belt to hold my pants But I figured it would be a waist of time."
"this is ur captain. sory for descending thru another cloud but ralph told me it was posible to land on one of these things so we keep trying"
"Yo mama so lazy she's got a remote control just to operate her remote!"