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"What is the difference between a thief and a pervert? A thief snatches watches."
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"So a centaur walks into a bar The bartender says, ""Hey, how's the sore throat?"" The centaur replies, ""My throat isn't horse but my legs are."""
"I am friends with 25 letters from the alphabet I don't know y EDIT: Credits to Chris Turner."
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"What did the upper class Rastafari say when he walked into the bakers shop? One love me breda."
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"How can you spot the prostitute at the Miss America pageant? She's wearing a sash that says Idaho."
"QUESTION: How long does a United States Congressman serve? ANSWER: Until he gets caught."