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Joke of the Day

"What's common between American beer and making love in a canoe? It's fucking close to water."

"A girl told me she liked teasing So we went into the bedroom and I told her that she had a weird, misshapen nose and she suddenly started crying. Women and their mixed messages."

"DOCTOR: Don't be embarrassed. Taking trousers off is normal for a prostate exam. ME: Err yeah I guess. Should I take mine off too?"

"Q: How do ghosts fly from one place to another? A: By scareplane."

"What do you call a fake pasta? An impasta."

"A study found that being cool in HS does not lead to being successful. The study was conducted by Moms who mean well but aren't helping."

"If you die in a plane crash, you also die in real life. That's just what I heard."

"Praying Mantis wife: Are u cheating on me? Praying Mantis husband [his missing head replaced by a marble]: What on earth gave u that idea?"

"F*ck and F*ck are sitting on a fence... F*ck falls off, WHO GIVES A F*CK! Stupidity is a niche! ~Skip"

"Give that Man a Fish I once taught a man to fish. He ended up offing himself because he couldn't get into a good fishing college."