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Joke of the Day
"Where does the little king keep his little armies? Up his little sleevies."
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"Everyone is constantly trying to be interesting & that's why we're all so boring"
"Most girls: ""I hangout with guys, there's less drama."" Me: ""I hangout by myself. There's no drama & I don't have to wear pants."""
"I got a free wallet and watch today. It's like this gun is magic."
"Why don't women propose to men? Because the guy'd always be disappointed when she took out a ring."
"My superpower is to cross the road safely and get hit by a parked car."
"For job interviews, your best bet is to dress as a pizza delivery person, march in and say ""Who ordered DILIGENCE and ATTENTION TO DETAIL!?"""
"Male porn stars are some of the hardest workers."
"Mirror Mirror on the Wall... What is my focal point?"
"What does a German call a party without Sausage and Cheese? A Wurst-Kase Scenario"