211397

Joke of the Day

"I pan fried chicken tonight. On another completely unrelated note: the firemen in my town are gorgeoussssss."

"I gave my son some masturbation advice. ""Slow the fuck down, you're going to rip my cock off."" I told him."

"News: Boy George's reptile bites 5 people in one day.' He needs a calmer chameleon."

"All of my best fantasies include a French maid. She cleans the house while I nap."

"You have a green ball in your left hand and a green ball in your right hand, so what do you have? Hulk's dick in your mouth."

"I used to live with a girl ...until she realized I was there"

"Why does a chicken coupe only have two doors? If it had four it'd be a chicken sedan!"

"I don't have a horse running in the Derby but my money is on Sarah Jessica Parker."

"On average, how many books can you put in an empty backpack? One. After that it's no longer empty"

"I invented a new word today... Plagiarism."