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Joke of the Day

"News: Boy George's reptile bites 5 people in one day.' He needs a calmer chameleon."

"If you insist on telling me about your weekend, I suggest you do it in the bathroom, as it's the only place I'll give a shit."

"Hey, bus driver... Would you stop and let me and my friend, Jack off?"

"Why are the Irish so rich? Their capital is always Dublin. Hehe"

"How did Harry Potter get down the hill? -Walking. -JK, Rowling"

"So a local photographer started seeing a chemist from out of town... I heard their relationship was developing quite nicely."

"Everyone talks about roses on a piano... I just want tulips on my organ."

"Therapist: do u communicate with your kids? Me: my son stays in his room all day & never speaks Therapist [looks at notes]: the 5 week old?"

"Talking dirty ""I've been a very bad girl,"" she said, biting her lip. ""I need to be punished."" ""Very well,"" he replied and installed Windows 10 on her laptop."

"The Chinese police made an arrest today, but he wasn't charged. They arrested the Wong man."