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Joke of the Day

"I gave my son some masturbation advice. ""Slow the fuck down, you're going to rip my cock off."" I told him."

"There was a half black, half Asian kid in my school. What did some kids call him? A ""Chigga"" (i'm not a racist, but this made me laugh for long enough to post it here. Please don't get triggered)"

"What are the similarities between Cocaine and Gain detergent? A:With both of them you go sniff sniff hooray!"

"I avoid cheating on my spouse by not getting married."

"The Wright Way ""I think it is wrong that one company makes Monopoly."" -Steven Wright"

"What do Elsa and a necrophiliac have in common? The cold never bothered them anyway......"

"Life is so much funnier when you have a dirty mind"

"What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot, you fucking racist."

"Did you know the Packers were Trump supporters? Ha Ha Clinton-Dix"

"Why isn't Luke on the poster for The Force Awakens? He's a bit Shywalker. I'm so, so sorry everyone."