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Joke of the Day
"On average, how many books can you put in an empty backpack? One. After that it's no longer empty"
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"What do you call fast midget house cleaners? Minute maids."
"Whats the difference between a Mod and a cheat? Mods can be [deleted]"
"UKIP's Policies"
"Someone's been sleeping in my bed, said Papa Bear. Someone's been sleeping in MY bed, said Mama. Why don't u share a bed?! cried Baby Bear."
"If I ever make a list of dumb things I have done my ex would be right on top."
"What's the definition of a Parapet? Pet parrot kept by parachutist!"
"America needs to build a statue of the man who killed Hitler"
"What do you get when you put a car and a pet together ? Carpet !"
"I just took the Bruce Lee of dumps. It fucked my ass all up."