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Joke of the Day
"Why does a chicken coupe only have two doors? If it had four it'd be a chicken sedan!"
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"Nice try, nine out of the ten days in a 10-day forecast."
"Sarcasm has to be the official language when we live in a world this absurd."
"I like my shits like I like my Slavs Squatting."
"Who likes wet cock and hates soggy cereal? A chicken with a water fetish."
"Why don't Pentacostals have sex standing up? It might lead to dancing."
"Him: Want to play Trivial Pursuit? Me: Sure. But I guarantee you'll win. I'm not that smart. Him: Want to play strip Trivial Pursuit?"
"Brain: We got this!! Body: Yeah, no we don't"
"Mad props to New York for dressing up as New Orleans for Halloween."
"Why doesn't Justin Bieber shop at Sports Authority? Cuz he likes Dicks."