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Joke of the Day

"You have a green ball in your left hand and a green ball in your right hand, so what do you have? Hulk's dick in your mouth."

"you're honor, my client- hold on.. *long recess w/ client* ok my really high client wants to know if he can eat his Cheetos during the trial"

"Air bags: my car's attempt of cheering me up after accidents by giving me surprise balloons."

"What distance say when velocity fell on top of him? Ow, this really hertz."

"I tried to walk into Target But I missed. - Mitch Hedberg"

"I've just bought that new Lynx deodorant breadcrumb edition. The birds can't get enough of me!"

"I just found out Nicki Minaj isn't animated!"

"A woman is doing the dishes when the front door opens... ...and in walks Nicholas Cage."

"[kung fu fight] ""Your tiger claw is no match for my crane."" *starts lifting heavy building materials*"

"Never trust an Atom They make up everything."