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Joke of the Day

"I used to live with a girl ...until she realized I was there"

"Did you hear about the guy who got herpes in his eyebrows? He was looking for love in all the wrong places."

"A Christmas joke A boy was given a soccer ball for Christmas. But he cried tears of agony and pain. Why? He had no legs"

"What's the difference between a headmaster and a poisonous snake ? You can make a pet out of a snake !"

"My mom said that my room was really foul smelling. I told her to suck it up"

"What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? 'ell if I know."

"Most famous gay couple of all. Patrick Fitzgerald and Gerald Fitzpatrick."

"Q: What does a blond and a beer bottle have in common? A: They're both empty from the neck up."

"Parents, talk with your children about the importance of saving frequently so they won't have to restart at the beginning of the level."

"Last month, I asked my dad if I could get a tattoo. He told me to get it somewhere that didn't matter, so I got it done in Oklahoma."