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Joke of the Day
"What kind of vegetable comes to all your parties? A turnup"
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"we are the animals that forgot we were animals"
"Why couldn't the Italian get into his house? Because he had gnocchi."
"She said yes.. Unfortunately the question was 'is this definitely rape'"
"hi What did the painter say to the paint can? A lot of good you are . (the joke is that the paint can is empty)"
"A University professor goes to his German doctor about a strange mole... ""Ich bin ein doctor."""
"How did robbers gain entry to steal from Miley Cyrus? They came in like a wrecking ball."
"I wish Fox News was just news about foxes."
"remember when people would choke on cinnamon to entertain the internet"
"[tsunami approaches] Me: At last I will feel oblivion's sweet embrace. Tsunami (inexplicably reversing): I have a boyfriend."