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Joke of the Day
"She said yes.. Unfortunately the question was 'is this definitely rape'"
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"don't you just hate it when a zombie breaks into your home and starts doing their ironing right in front of the TV"
"My 11 now wants to borrow clothes from my closet. Either she has great taste in clothing at an early age...or I dress like a tween."
"Shall We Try Different Position Tonight? Wife: Shall We Try Different Position Tonight? Husband: ""Excellent idea!"" Wife: OK YOU Stand at Sink and Wash Dishes AND I Will Lie On Sofa And Watch TV..;-p"
"SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND *holds up a cat*"
"Cannibalistically speaking Did you hear about the 12 year old orphan cannibal? He had the family for dinner"
"What is currently the greatest crime in China? Identity theft."
"(NSFW) Why does Beyonce sing ""To the left, to the left""? Because niggers have no rights. or Option 2: Because women have no rights."
"I lost two things today: My virginity and my job as a morgue assistant."
"Which one of the smurfs is the only one to recycle? Smurfette, as she's the only one with a blue box! Lol"