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Joke of the Day
"A University professor goes to his German doctor about a strange mole... ""Ich bin ein doctor."""
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"Knock Knock Who's there ! Al ! Al who ? Al lied !"
"What do you call a professional tennis player that keeps serving out? Novak Chokeovic"
"The story of the co-pilot shows what happens if you don't deal with depresion You will just bring down others"
"Why is the white guy the scariest guy in prison? You know he's guilty."
"At first I didn't really like my haircut... ...but now it's really growing on me."
"Never let them see how much they hurt you. Or the gun. Definitely don't let them see the gun."
"I lost my mood ring I really just don't know how to feel about it."
"""No, don't get up"" - how I greet people in wheelchairs."
"Tape a terrible drawing of a refrigerator onto your child."