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Joke of the Day
"I wish Fox News was just news about foxes."
Next Joke
"More like March Sadness."
"Have you heard the one about the successful black man? Neither have I! I hope this isn't a repost. I made this joke, but I wouldn't be surprised if somebody else thought of it before me."
"If I can hear you chew, I have fantasized about your death."
"*goes to grocery store *puts ""gently used"" sticker on all their cucumbers"
"Imagine going back to the Middle Ages and telling people that we can fly in the future. They'd be like ""DUDE WTF are you wearing Crocs?"""
"What starts with 'D' and has two letters in it? w"
"Rules to live by: 1. Be kind to strangers 2. Don't cheat on your taxes 3. Everything in moderation 4. Bury the body at sea"
"A man walks into a zoo The only animal in the entire zoo is a dog. It's a Shih Tzu."
"Why are white girls so odd? Because they ""can't even!"""