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Joke of the Day
"Why do French people only ever have one egg for breakfast? Because one egg is *un uf*"
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"*swims up to girl in pool* so do you.. actually this is quite deep jesus *just disappears*"
"I want to give a shoutout to sidewalks For keeping me off the streets."
"The swedish word ""gratrunka"" means 'crying while masturbating'. Guess you can say its a... real tear jerker."
"My friend showed me her new vegan pants. I know vegans can be annoying and everything, but should we really be making pants out of them?"
"Why are all smart Mexicans guys gay? Because they do their essays."
"I grabbed my sisters pussy I thought she said ""Hold my Purse"""
"What kind of birds do you usually find locked up ? Jail-birds !"
"What has 108 teeth and holds back the incredible Hulk? My Zipper."
"Q: How do you know when there's a elephant under your bed? A: Your nose is pressed against the ceiling."