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Joke of the Day
"What kind of birds do you usually find locked up ? Jail-birds !"
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"[Best man speech] I HAVE DEFEATED THE OTHER MEN IN THIS WEDDING PARTY TO EMERGE AS THE BEST, THE MICROPHONE SHALL BE MINE FOOLISH MORTALS!"
"What losses its head in the morning and gets it back in the evening? A pillow"
"What's black and white and red allover? My dalmatian after being hit by a car"
"I was dating a midget but it didn't work out. My parents and friends looked down on her. Bonus: It was a short relationship."
"Who is Thor? A very worn-out thuper hero. (An excerpt from Brother Time and the Turtle: More Excuses for Jokes: http://amzn.com/B00BERRBI2)"
"What's the difference between a black person and a monkey? Nothing"
"Chris Brown was the director of what film? Sucker Punch"
"there's no attractive way to chase a ping pong ball"
"Only three things are infinite The universe, human stupidity, and the winrar trial period."