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Joke of the Day

"I want to give a shoutout to sidewalks For keeping me off the streets."

"What's a gangsta say when a house falls on him? Get off me, homes!"

"School is like a boner... long and hard, unless your Asian!"

"What is the difference between a fridge and a pussy? The fridge doesn't fart when you pull the meat out."

"Did you know that diarrhea is genetic? It runs in your jeans!"

"How did Christopher Columbus find India? He used Apple Maps."

"Positive thinking comes in all shapes and sizes at your nearest liquor store..."

"Knock, Knock - Who's There? - Ach... Ach who - Bless you!"

"Why did Sally fall of the swingset? She had no arms. BONUS JOKE: Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally."

"""Thanks for the clarification."" ~ Melted butter"