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Joke of the Day

"Q: How do you know when there's a elephant under your bed? A: Your nose is pressed against the ceiling."

"Growing up, my dad hated cigarettes so much, He would burn them every time he saw one."

"How does a man who has just had his legs cut off at the ankles feel? Defeated"

"""No degrees of separation"" - what I'll whisper to Kevin Bacon after I climb over his security fence at 3am and slip into his bed naked."

"Beth on Facebook ""Can't believe its Monday again already""... if only there were some way for her to calculate the order in which days occur."

"What kind of genie only grants wishes to men? A misogenie."

"Her: OMG you're alive!!! I heard you bought the farm! ME: No no, I bought ""a"" farm. HER: but I told everyone you're dead! ME: That's fine"

"Three People Killed at Colorado Abortion Clinic Sounds like a slow day to me"

"If I was an alcoholic, I'd stash all my booze in the laundry basket because apparently I'm the only person in my house who knows it exists."

"What do you call a young plastic covered sheep? Laminated"