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Joke of the Day

"What's at the centre of No Man's Sky universe? A refund. credit to /u/xROSSTHEHOSSx (saw it on another post as comment, thought it deserved own post)"

"A man walks into a zoo. The only animal in the entire zoo is a dog.... It's a Shitzu"

"Hey white people, remember when we would all watch the Chapelle's Show then immediately change the channel when the rappers came out? HAHA"

"Two wrongs don't make a right Take your parents for example"

"what do you call 10 rabbits marching backwards? A receding hairline"

"What's the difference between a whore and a mosquito? A mosquito stops sucking after it's slapped"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bera ! Bera who ? Bera necessity !"

"Why does ISIS wear condoms when they have sex? So they can fuck two goats at once!"

"Why will the artist formerly know as Prince only hire former FBI agents as his house maids? Because they must be able to ""dust for Prince"" I'll see myself out now"

"How can you tell if a fencer is a redditor? By how often he ripostes."