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Joke of the Day
"Why does ISIS wear condoms when they have sex? So they can fuck two goats at once!"
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"My wife looks like the cats in those cucumber videos when she turns around & sees me naked."
"Did you know diarrhea is hereditary? Cause it runs in your jeans."
"Scanned a customer in the eyes with a barcode reader for being rude to me.... ...should have seen the look on his face, it was priceless"
"People are saying that sperm has terrific anti-wrinkle properties. But if that were true, with the amount of wanking I do, my bed would probably make itself."
"Why did Hitler blows his brains out?... Because he saw his gas bill. Also this joke isn't funny, one of my family members died in a concentration camp. He went to take a piss and fell out of a tower."
"What's red and is bad for your teeth? A Brick."
"Sometimes passing by a nursing home is the only reminder I need to go buy my kids whatever they want."
"I dated an hermaphrodite... It was an ""hermaphrodate"""
"Did you hear the one about the deaf guy? Neither did he."