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Joke of the Day
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bera ! Bera who ? Bera necessity !"
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"my wife wouldn't let me wear my pajama jeans to her awards luncheon thing because you can ""see my balls through them"" smh"
"I met the hottest woman the other day She was screaming for a bucket of water"
"Women jokes are not funny Period."
"Life is all about perspective. The sinking of the Titanic was a miracle to the lobsters in the ship's kitchen."
"I've never once used the ""C word"" in a tweet but I will now!!!! Cookie. There, happy now? You c**ts."
"Selected a charity for my major donations this year. It's called Blink.org. They provide turn signals to the masses who can't afford them."
"If someone writes you a long email that ends with ""Thoughts?"" just reply ""Nope."""
"My boss yelled at me yesterday ""It's the fifth time you've been late to work this week! Do you know what that means?!"" I said, ""Probably that it's Friday?""..."
"This guy called me ""mindless"". I didn't think much of it."