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Joke of the Day

"Why will the artist formerly know as Prince only hire former FBI agents as his house maids? Because they must be able to ""dust for Prince"" I'll see myself out now"

"I just want to be rich enough to add bacon without asking how much more it costs."

"America's immigration problems are over. Who'd want to live here?"

"What do you call a rare Egyptian King? King Nottocommon"

"what type of music does a balloon hate? Pop music"

"What is the best thing about 25 year olds? They generally have a college degree and are hard workers."

"Did you hear the one about the blonde who thought that ""love handles"" referred to her ears?"

"I told my comrades that the commissar is an idiot. I got 31 years gulag... 1 year for insulting a political officer, 30 years for revealing a state secret"

"Some people are named after where they were conceived. For example Brooklyn, Paris... My friend Ally doesn't agree."

"Want to hear a joke about the ozone layer? [depleted]"