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"what do you call 10 rabbits marching backwards? A receding hairline"
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"What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a cartridge? A snapshot."
"What's the difference between jam and marmalade? Nsfw You can't marmalade your cock up someones ass."
"{discussing wedding dresses} CW1: I had mine preserved. CW2: I donated mine to a charity. You? Me: I used mine as kindling for a bonfire."
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"What did the buffalo say to his son when leaving for college? bison"
"all the haters throwimg tomatos at me while im on stage dont seem to understand that im always lookimg for extra tomatos to make soup with"
"I just ordered a party hat for a cat over the Internet while flying on a plane at 35,000 feet. We should really stop inventing stuff."
"Good cop: If you just let us know where the body is, we'll let you go Bad Batman: Ben Affleck"
"Push up bras A push-up bra is like a bag of chips. You open it up and its half empty."