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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a whore and a mosquito? A mosquito stops sucking after it's slapped"
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"My Boyfriend hates it when we role play and I'm the Doctor cause I make him wait 3 hours bill him then send in a med student named Chad."
"I once told my friend he was dead to me... I cried during the burial."
"If Mississippi wears her New Jersey, what does Delaware? I dunno, Alaska."
"The pope just pooped Holy shit"
"have to stop saying ""how am i going to kill my way out of this one"" everytime there is trouble going on, or at least not out loud"
"If Jesus appears to you... Ask him to bevel-cut a jack rafter onto a door header. If he doesn't know what you mean, that's an imposter Jesus."
"What's the internal temperature of a Tauntaun? Luke warm"
"What do you call a black guy who flies a plane? a PILOT, you fucking racist!"
"Came downstairs to find my 85 year old mum watching the TV Me:"" Why are you watching Thatcher's funeral?"" Mum: ""Just to make sure"""