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Joke of the Day

"What is the one smell you can never get out of the house, no matter what you spray or what incense you burn? Your grandparents."

"I would tell you an Ebola joke... But you probably won't get it"

"Do these jeans make me look fat? wife : Do these jeans make me look fat? Me totally scared: Would you get mad if i tell you the truth? Wife : No, i won't! Tell me. Me : I slept with your sister"

"How did the Manicurist feel after her salon was robbed? Defiled."

"What do you call a man that as sex with his 9 year old wife? The holiest Prophet of Islam."

"""I'll sleep when I die"" - person who doesn't really understand sleeping or dying."

"How did the pilot like his hotdog? Plane."

"No autocorrect, I do not want to organism all over his face."

"If sex with three people is called a threesome and sex with four people is called a foursome, I guess now it's clear why everyone calls me handsome."

"I hate the term ""Hipster"" It's too mainstream"