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Joke of the Day

"What is the one smell you can never get out of the house, no matter what you spray or what incense you burn? Your grandparents."

"[NSFW] I like my coffee the way I like slaves... Free, you asshole."

"How did Harry Potter get down the hill? He walked . . . . . . . . . . . . . J.K..................... Rowling"

"Teacher : In the exam you will be allowed 30 minutes for each question. Pupil : How long for the answer sir !"

"Q: How do you make a witch itch? A: Take away her W."

"How can you tell if a monster has a glass eye? Because it comes out in conversation"

"Two drums and a cymbal jump off a cliff... Ba dum tss."

"Male ladybugs prefer to be called ""bugs."""

"u cant teach an old fern new tricks. u cant teach any fern any tricks. basicaly a fern makes for a verey disobedient pet"

"I bet you are a Taurus... because you are a fat cow."