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Joke of the Day

"""I'll sleep when I die"" - person who doesn't really understand sleeping or dying."

"What is a Russian man's favourite Justin Timberlake song? Crimea River"

"Me:- Boss i am not coming into work to day coz i am sick. Boss:- How sick are you? Me:- Well i am in bed with my sister"

"A man walks into a bar and says... OUCH!"

"What do Santa's little helpers learn in school? The Elfabet!"

"Went to the zoo and the only animal there was a good looking dog... It was a pretty shih tzu"

"Ever wonder how many of your friends are jerks? Just post something with a typo in it..... It's like their mating call."

"What do you call a cold puppy? A chili dog."

"What does Donald Trump's hair get at the end of each day? [removed]"

"What happens to a politician when he takes a Viagra? He gets taller."