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Joke of the Day

"No autocorrect, I do not want to organism all over his face."

"What kind of STD does a bird get? Chirpies. :-)"

"Is the subscribed to r/jokes number a joke? I laughed but still. I find it unlikely that a quarter billion people subscribed to r/jokes"

"I have so much Astronomy work it's out of this world."

"What a weekend...trying to get the courage to look at my credit card statement from last night."

"The reason I have only broken 9 out of the 10 Commandments... ...is because I would have to be one sick and twisted individual to use the Lord's name in vain!"

"LPT: Always make sure to post to the correct subreddit. It is an embarrassing mistake and most people will think you're an idiot."

"Judgment Day will be long, grueling and brutal. On the plus side, there will be a special ""Fudge-ment Day!"" stand for the kids."

"Chuck Norris once skewered a man with the Eiffel tower."

"Let me put things into perspective for you. persp(things)ective"