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Joke of the Day
"How did the pilot like his hotdog? Plane."
Next Joke
"Bad news, guys. Throwing a cat through a wall doesn't make a funny, cat-shaped hole. Not even close."
"Rioters are breaking into antique music stores across the country damn Luters."
"Science fact: a dog extracts more information from smelling a pile of excrement than a human does from reading the Daily Mail."
"I now feel I've watched enough reruns of The Shawshank Redemption on basic cable that I'll be able to successfully make it in prison."
"I don't care how old you are, the only safe way to guarantee the monster under the bed doesn't grab you is to use the run and jump method."
"Wore camouflage pants once. Still can't find my legs."
"A homosexual, a Pedophile and a Priest walk into a bar The bartender asked him what he would like to drink."
"Why can't bicycles stand on their own? They are two tired."
"What's black and sits at the top of the stairs? Stephen Hawking in a house fire."