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Joke of the Day
"DEAD BABY JOKES: So what's the difference between a dead baby and dirt? **I don't eat dirt.**"
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"[shitty joke incoming] A man just woke up from brain surgery... Where he got a brain tumor removed. When the doctor asked if he was okay he said he felt light headed."
"My electric toothbrush broke so now I have to use my acoustic one"
"I hear it's snowing steadily in Istanbul... In fact, in Istanbul they can't stop the snowplow"
"You hear about that condiment bandit? he smuggled as much as he could mustard"
"I was going to watch a documentary on the Malaysian Airlines But I couldn't find it."
"What's the definition of eternity 4 blondes at a 4 way stop"
"What do you want to be when you graduate high school? ""No more than 25"" from Gary Muledeer"
"What do you call a nun that works for your company? Nun of your business."
"How do you tell the difference between a factory worker, and a chemist? Ask them to pronounce 'unionized'"