210901
Joke of the Day
"Auto correct can go straight to He'll"
Next Joke
"If you loiter in a Tibetan spiritual leaders sandwich shop every day, then you dilly dally in the Dalai's deli daily."
"They say you should eat 6 small meals a day to lose weight so being an overachiever I have been eating 26 a day."
"So I was in Jerusalem and a man was trying to sell me a gold watch... I kept telling him I don't want it. It looks too fake, not real gold. He looked at me and says ""It's not fake, Israel."""
"What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an atheist, an insomniac? A person that lays awake late at night and ponders if there's such a thing as a dog."
"Capitalism is controlled by an ""invisible hand"" that gives most people the invisible finger."
"Why are ghosts banned from the liquor store? They would steal all the boos."
"LeBron James should have a gaming channel It would be called ""LeBron Games."""
"How are spinach and anal sex alike? Chances are if you didn't like it as a child, you're not going to like it as an adult."
"What do you call a girl that goes down right after you just met? Ronda Rousey"