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Joke of the Day

"If you loiter in a Tibetan spiritual leaders sandwich shop every day, then you dilly dally in the Dalai's deli daily."

"Just because a guy wants to see you naked it doesn't mean anything, I know a guy who drove 2 days to see a donkey show."

"Why do women wear panties with flowers on them? In loving memory of all the faces that were buried in them."

"Why does a space rock taste better than an Earth rock? Because it's a little meteor."

"A photon walks into a hotel. The bellhop asks if he needs help with his bags. The photon says, ""no, I'm travelling light. """

"Unshakable Fact # 5 Arguing over a girl's breast size is like choosing between Molson, Heineken, Carlsberg & Budweiser. Men may state their preferences, but will grab whatever is available."

"Why aren't scientists harnessing my dog's ability to produce an infinite amount of hair to power the planet?"

"Cross the Road Q: Why did the one-handed man cross the road? A: To get to the second hand shop."

"Why do men snore when they lay on their backs? Because their balls fall over their assholes and they vapor."

"I just saw Toy Story in 3D... The guy in 4D asked me to take off my hat."