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Joke of the Day

"They say you should eat 6 small meals a day to lose weight so being an overachiever I have been eating 26 a day."

"My left hand is dominant. Sometimes it spanks my right one."

"Teaching your dog to fetch a beer is smart. Fetching it from your neighbor's house is genius."

"Last summer holiday I went to Iraq for vacation..... I was so scared Iran"

"So I had to call the urologist's office today.... They told me to please hold :("

"Imagine how much more useful Superman would've been if he'd helped people move their heavy furniture instead."

"Where do kids with ADHD go? To concentration camps."

"The game ""HANGMAN"" teaches our children the valuable lesson about how not being able to figure out an answer can be punishable by death."

"""We don't serve time travellers here"" said the bartender... ""We don't serve time travellers here"" said the bartender. A time traveller walks into a bar."

"What did Watson and Crick study to find DNA? Rosalind Franklin's notes."