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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a girl that goes down right after you just met? Ronda Rousey"
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"There are days & nights where I'm surrounded by profound Darkness, followed by a realisation that I need to stop wearing shades in my house."
"Two Cows are scared of getting mad cow disease A cow walks up to another cow and asks ""Are you scared of Mad Cow Disease?"" He replies, shocked ""No, I'm a Duck."""
"Did you guys see that post about ISIS and Taliban announcing jihad against each other? It really blew up"
"What is big, vibrates and makes a woman scream when put inside her? A chainsaw."
"What do you call a group of Japanese people running up a hill? Tsunami Warning"
"Where can you dance in California? San Frandisco."
"Wanna hear a joke you don't tell an orphan? Knock knock. Who's there? Not your family."
"There are two types of countries on this planet ones that use the metric system and the one that got to the moon"
"What is the best advice to give a worm? Sleep late."