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Joke of the Day
"Why can't Ross & Phoebe ever drown? Because David Schwimmer and Lisa Kudrow."
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"What is brown and sticky? A stick!"
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"Finding exactly what right women don't have in America is like transmuting iron to gold. You can't."
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"If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I'd have a galaxy in my hand."
"How did Jesus like his chicken? Crucifried"