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Joke of the Day

"Finding exactly what right women don't have in America is like transmuting iron to gold. You can't."

"What did the mountain climber name his son? Cliff"

"Cheerleaders are there to tell you that your team needs to score more points & the name of your team in case you forget at any given moment"

"What do you call a dog that doesn't eat meat? A vegiterrier!"

"A friend asked me to do their hair for a rastafarian party... I'm dreading it"

"What do you get when you cross a donkey with a jar of peanut butter? A piece of ass that sticks to the roof of your mouth!"

"Today I've heard the funniest joke ever. It was so funny."

"Anxiety: making it impossible to tell the difference between a minor problem and a catastrophe since the development of the frontal lobe!"

"What did the gay cow say just before sex? STICK IT IN MY ANGUS"

"A joke walks into a bar Bartender says, ""Woah! I've never meta joke before!"""