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Joke of the Day
"How did Jesus like his chicken? Crucifried"
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"What do you call it when you build a second portal on minecraft? Anether(another) Nether"
"A dick has a sad life... Its hair is a mess, its family is nuts, its neighbor is an asshole, its best friend is a pussy, and its owner beats it."
"My music teacher told me to stay on key I said ""pitch please"""
"How does a chef ask to leave the dinner table? He says, ""Gourmet I be excused?"""
"What did Keanu Reeves say to slow down his horse? Whoa."
"If by ""cat-person"" you mean do I sleep a lot and will I lose my temper with you without provocation, then yes I'm a cat-person."
"""Moooooooo"" - bilingual donkey"
"What do you get if you pour boiling water down rabbit holes? Hot cross bunnies !"
"Pardon me while I slip into something a little more... unconscious."