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"How did Darth Vader know what Luke got him for Christmas? He felt his presents!"
"If you pee on a cop Urine trouble. (Credit to my bff)"
"What Do You Call A Line Of Men Waiting For A Haircut? A Barbecue. Christmas crackers are just full of laughs."
"Son, do we have any dopted? Son: What is a dopted? Dad: You are! Son: Ha ha funny one dad.(Sarcastically) Dad: I'm not your dad!"
"What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A small medium at large!"
"What's Tom Brady's favorite sport? Softball."
"What do you get when you divide the diameter of a jack-o-lantern by it's circumference? Pumpkin Pi. ( )"
"What do you call it when Oxygen and Nitrogen train at the gym together? Air conditioning"
"Marry someone shorter than you so you can hide all the good snacks on the top shelf."
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