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Joke of the Day
"What's black and smells like people? Black People"
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"What do you call someone pretending to nice to people just to get upvotes? karma chameleon"
"I'm starting to think the guy offering to check for lumps inside his van was not as legit as his cardboard certificate claimed."
"A lady walks into a bar... Sits down and says to the bartender ""give me a double."" He asks ""what'll it be?"" She replies ""make it an entedre."" So he gave it to her."
"Why do black's have white skin on the bottom of their feet and the palm of their hands? Everyone needs a little bit of good inside them."
"What does the Dalai Lama order from the pizza shop? One with everything"
"What do you call an alien civil rights activist? Martian Luther King jr."
"How many nuns are there in a temple? Nun."
"The first self driving commercial cars license plate should be... 'AFKBRB'"
"Rene Descartes walks into a bar. The Bartender asks ""Do you want a drink?"" Descartes says ""I think not,"" and *poof*. He's gone."