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Joke of the Day
"Why did God invent shopping carts? To teach women how to walk on their hind legs."
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"The sign said ""fine for parking here"" And since it was fine, I parked there."
"Why are there no Jews on Jupiter? Because it's a gas planet"
"two fish in a tank. one says to the other... **how do you drive this thing?**"
"How do you guys tweet from the toilet? I poop with both hands."
"Wait ... ""El Chapo"" is a Mexican drug lord .... and not the guy who's been stealing our Chapsticks for years ?"
"Just when I thought life couldn't get any harder... I accidentally take Viagra for my migraine."
"If there's Noel.... ...then could a king be born in Israel? (If there's ""No L"", how can there be a king born in ""Is-rye-L"")"
"Jared Fogle was given 15 years in prison today... He was reportedly ok with it, and when reached for comment stated ""As long as it's under 18."""
"The twist in M. Night Shyamalan's next film is that it turns out to be a good movie."