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Joke of the Day

"Poop jokes are great, But sometimes they're slightly corny."

"Have you heard the one about the three holes in the ground? Well well well..."

"The KKK, Black Lives Matter And Westboro Baptist Church Throw Urine At Each Other Outside RNC. Reports are still unclear as to what pissed them all off."

"Spiderman: Can I be in The Avengers now? Captain America: Um sure. Spiderman: What should I do? Iron Man: You're in charge of web design."

"Jesus: Give them fingernails in case they start itching. God: Alright, but wouldn't it be funny if they couldn't reach their backs?"

"Why was the tree in prison because it committed treeson"

"What do you get when you cross the Queen and Prince Charles? Dead in a tunnel."

"You know you're getting old when your decision to sleep with someone is mostly based on the quality of their mattress and pillows."

"A well-known doctor recently passed away and is having a funeral this weekend. There will be no coffin at the funeral."

"I'm no racist I love black people so much I stopped tipping."