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Joke of the Day
"How do you guys tweet from the toilet? I poop with both hands."
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"What did the chicken say after laying an egg? ""Oeuf!"""
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"Do arcades ever clean the joysticks? 'Cause I've sucked on a few and they tasted awful."
"A scotsman, an englishman and an irishman walk into a bar and the bartender says, ""What is this? Some kind of a joke?"""
"Are you made from Na, selenium and xenon? Because you are sodium SeXe. Edit: I have yet to zinc of another chemistry joke."