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Joke of the Day
"Why are there no Jews on Jupiter? Because it's a gas planet"
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"My phone tried to auto-correct ""f*cking"" to ""f*ck king,"" and I was like hell yeah I am."
"How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? They don't. They arrest it for being broke and they beat the room for being black."
"Don't play with a girl's heart she only has one play with her tits, she has two of those."
"Disney to remake Jungle Book as Jungle eReader."
"Have homeless dudes tried just running a comb through their hair?"
"Did you hear about the Mexican train killer? He had locomotives."
"We are making our own xmas crackers for the family gathering this year. Got any good jokes we can put in them? Jokes as in ""why did the chicken cross the road"" not as in ""live wasps""."
"How many apples grow on trees? All of them"
"I gave a melon a vasectomy. Now it can't elope"