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Joke of the Day

"Jared Fogle was given 15 years in prison today... He was reportedly ok with it, and when reached for comment stated ""As long as it's under 18."""

"A guy in a public place, phone out, camera on... He approaches a young woman. ""What are you doing, creep?"" she says. He glances up, smiles, and says ""Calm down. I'm just trying to get a Pikachu."""

"Don't be sexist. It's just wrong. And being wrong is for women."

"Here's a good joke... SWAG"

"Which is better exercise, chasing a car or running away from one? Chasing a car. After running from a car you'll just be tired, but after chasing one you'll be exhausted."

"I do not have an OCD over tidiness. I just wanted to clear that up."

"Care less and you'll stress less."

"What is Canadian graffiti like? Canadian graffiti be like, F WORD (sorry)"

"What is the oldest red wine? ""They took our Land!"""

"I like my coffee like I like my men... I don't like coffee. I'm very straight."