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Joke of the Day
"The sign said ""fine for parking here"" And since it was fine, I parked there."
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"How do you spell ""nose"" is Spanish? nose"
"My wife said she was feeling Light-Headed from a Low Iron Level... So to help her, I raised the Ironing Board to a more Suitable Height..."
"Whoever invented the iPhone charge cord is probably the same shitlord who invented the Capri Sun pouch."
"7 thoughts u have when buzfeed steals ur content -WTF -OMG -Huh -FAIL -LOL -NOPE -why is a multimilion dollar website riping off my twiter"
"Dear Men. When a woman says she doesn't want to talk about it, you'd better shut up, grab a chair and get ready to listen...for hours."
"What do rednecks do on halloween? Pumpkin"
"What is the most painful Russian dance? Tchaikovsky's *The Nutcracker*."
"(original) What hit song did Phil Collins write the after a big dinner at an Indian restaurant? I can feel it coming In The Air Tonight, Oh Lord!"
"Why Trump is the most religious president in United States history? He got Every Juan praying!"