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Joke of the Day

"How many Trump supporters does it take to change a lightbulb? This change'll be fantastic. It'll be great. You won't believe how great this change will be."

"I like to watch fat people walk while a tuba plays in my mind."

"What is a gay boxer's favorite drink? Fruity punch"

"Mom, Am I adopted? Son: Mom, Am I adopted? Mom: Nuh, you think we would have chosen you?"

"Phones - they bring you closer to the people that... ... also have phones."

"High-definition ruined porn for me. I like my porn blurry so I can't see butt acne and herp scars."

"What is Peter Pan on death row? A frying Pan"

"You Suck Originally I had hope and dreams of becoming somebody but thanks to you and the society we live in it's never going to happen"

"A Dutch man is talking to his American friend... A Dutch man is talking to his American friend and says ""I fuck horses"" The American, astonished says, ""Pardon?!"" The Dutch man goes ""Yes! Paarden!"""

"I'm surprised ABC hasn't resolved the Healthcare Crisis with a new reality show. Extreme Makeover: Universal Healthcare Edition."