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Joke of the Day

"When I see Scary Spice now I can't help but think our fear threshold was much lower in the mid-90s"

"I have this bad habit of projecting. I believe everyone pretty much thinks the same way I do. But I'm sure everyone does that."

"Kinda creepy that my kids got in a screaming match over which one is my favorite since I don't have any kids."

"You know why I don't have a spine? The French needed it."

"So, in light of CISA becoming a law, I give you this joke about governments trampling people's rights: [Deleted by NSA]"

"What do you call a country full of people who throw garbage on the street, while repeating consonant sounds? A litter nation."

"Why are there no knock knock jokes about America? Because freedom rings."

"How many tickles does it take for an octopus to laugh? Tentickles."

"I am motherfucking sick of the motherfucking delays on this motherfucking train!"

"What did the farmer say when the police found the gate from the public footpath in his barn and accused him of stealing? That's not my stile."