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Joke of the Day

"A Mexican went into a Japanese restaurant and ordered but only to be disappointed when he was served with a live Octopus slammed in his plate. He asked for a taco."

"How do you confuse a Republican? Wrap an unarmed black man in the American Flag"

"i made the mistake of watching a single zit popping video on youtube and now my recommendations screen is trying to make me barf"

"Im voting Hillary Clinton this year. Because she dosnt suck"

"How do doctors treat mesothelioma? Asbestos they can."

"What's the best way to get bubblegum out of your hair? Cancer"

"Hey, women that breastfeed in public... What's with you not winking back?"

"How do you make a whore shut up? Tell her to put a cock in it"

"What do you call a Grizzly bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!"

"Just bought a thesaurus at the store and brought it home to find out the pages are all blank.... I have no words right now to describe how angry I am."